Few people are willing to get along with a boring person, so if a boy is too boring, it will naturally be difficult for a girl to like him. Boredom is also the fundamental reason why many boys cannot attract girls. So how can you become an interesting person?

It’s actually very simple, just make some funny and deceptive jokes occasionally during the chat. Let me share with you a collection of deceptive sayings. If you want to seduce the girl you like, just collect them.

1. A complete collection of deceptive sayings

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2. Classic tricks to flirt with girls

1. Don’t move! Watch quietly This text message! Look at the top, look at the bottom, don’t forget the left and right sides! Have you read it? Delete it after reading it!

 2. What happened? Dial your mobile phone, and the voice prompt says : You are calling a local number from out of town. Please dial the pigsty area code before the number you are dialing. I couldn’t believe it. I called again and the voice prompt said: The owner of the phone has been slaughtered.

3. The most romantic thing I can think of is to watch you slowly get fatter. Then I'll have pork to eat. Oh yeah!

4. I heard that eating garlic can prevent influenza A, which makes sense. Think about it: if you eat garlic, others will think you smell bad and won’t be close to you. I can’t get closer! Haha, don’t forget to hold two cloves of garlic before going out!

5. Meeting you is the beginning of my heartbeat, falling in love with you is my happy choice; pursuing you is my direction The starting point of happiness; having you is my most precious wealth; stepping onto the red carpet is my eternal motivation! Unfortunately, I sent it to the wrong person!

6. Are your ears itchy? That means I am thinking Are your eyes itchy? That means I want to see you. Are your mouth itchy? That means I want to kiss you. Is your body itchy? That means... stop thinking about it, you are almost getting lice, go take a shower quickly!


100 humorous topics for chatting with girls, humorous chatting is so simple