When chatting with girls, many boys don’t know how to deal with being called crazy by girls. Today I will teach you how to respond humorously to being called crazy by girls.

1. Shhh... I accidentally found out from you!~ Actually, I want you to be my guide.

2. I have never told you before that I am indeed ill, and the illness is terminal and hopeless. The cause of my illness is you! Your smile makes me delirious, your hug makes my heart arrhythmia, your Kissing makes me crazy, you must be responsible for my illness to the end, just love me till the end of time!

3. Haha, then I will look for you if I get crazy in the future. If I do something terrible, Don't blame me for your nerves. (Then one day, you can confess your feelings to her.)

4. I’ve been thinking about you all day long, so I’m sick. Do you know how to cure it?

5. How do you know? I only know that people in love have this disease!

6. In fact, I had a mission when I came out of the mental hospital this time. She should ask you at this time: What is the mission? (She may not be talking about this sentence here. Anyway, you will tell her as soon as she asks the question.) In fact, the reason I came out this time is to kill the most seriously ill person. The girl took it back. Whenever she sees people, she calls them crazy. Then you say to her: Come on! Come back with me!

7. In fact, everyone has neurosis, but the depth is different. I have a little more than you.

8. Huo, you discovered me even though I was hiding so deeply.

9. But I, a lunatic, like you.

10. If you are crazy and do something wrong, it is not illegal. You can do anything with a lunatic, such as...

11. I am only crazy when I am facing you.

Use the above humorous replies to make girls laugh, and then forget about your previous unpleasantness. Then in the future, be sure not to use the method of checking household registration to ask girls questions, otherwise they will get bored of you sooner or later. In addition, when girls say neurosis, they also mean rejection, joking, flirting, etc., so the specific answer depends on the context you are in.


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